danisnotonfire:

beginner’s guide to eurovision song contest

i literally cannot express how accurate and culturally important this is


Well, that was a pretty shitty eurovision.

France, 22th, can I just… hahahahahaha.

But I wanted Pastora to win SO BAD.


I’m SO FUCKING UPSET !

Amaury deserved to win ! And we are 15th ! AM I IN A NIGHTMARE ?! This Azerbaijan are … SO BAD ! They sung false ! WTF ? Where’s Europe going ?! All this is politic stuff, I know … but we have to judge on the voice, not only on politic and “yea I love this country, no I hate this”. THIS IS SO UNFAIR !


EUROVISION TIME !


Tonight, we are going to win ! I know it.  Our pearl with gold voice is gonna beat them all. Listen to this marvel.